Halfway To Caturday: Purrfectly Funny Cat Memes And Tweets (August 2, 2023)

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Aug 2, 2023 9:00 AM EDT

Happy Wednesday, people! Wake up, rise and shine, get ready for the day, and congratulate yourself for making it to this pawnderful day. What makes this day so pawnderful, you ask? Why it being Wednesday means that we're halfway through the week, and that means that we are officially halfway to Caturday - i.e. the most purrfect day of the week. It means that from this point on, we are officially counting down the days until the weekend, and that's a beautiful thing. And what better way is there to celebrate than with a whole bunch of pawsome cat memes?

Every single week, right when we're halfway to Caturday, we make sure that you guys wake up to a brand new collection of cat funnies - to start your morning off right. We hope you enjoy these, friends, and may you have a lovely rest of the week. 

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  • 01
    Cat - No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet. COFE
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat

    There truly is something so, so special about hearing that pitter patter around the house. You call their name, call them to food, they come running, with that little 'tap tap tap' noise following them, and you simply cannot help but smile. Every single time. 

  • 02
    Font - Scott Lynch @scottlynch78 The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership: 1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter 2- You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle 3-STOP EATING PLASTIC YOU GODDAMN MALEVOLENT LITTLE GARGOYLE 3:13 PM 2019-03-22 Twitter Web Client
    via @scottlynch78

    And sometimes, all of these happen simultaneously. You gargoyle will be sitting there, nibbling on plastic in the craziest way possible, and the only thing you'll be able to talk about is how cute and ferocious they look. 

  • 03
    Cat - My name is Atticus. I was in the ICU for 2 days but it turns out I was just constipated! My giant turd cost $2.536. My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton, I'm that fabulous
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 04
    Cat - "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready"
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  • 05
    Cat - One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood.
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  • 06
    Cat - Me: I'm going to the bathroom My cat: WE are going R
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 07
    Cat - Last cat built for the day... and no matching parts.
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 08
    Font - my friends who have dogs: this is my beautiful son he is not very smart but hes such a good kind boy my friends who have cats: this is my terrible daughter she is very soft and has tiny beans my friends who have birds: this is the wretched foul gremlin who lives in my house and screams very loud. i love her
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 09
    Cat - Yea I'm British ow'd you know
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  • 10
    Cat - wendy @pla2me Follow I bought my mom a book on how to make tiny hats for cats yesterday and she just TEXTED ME THIS PICTURE
    via @pla2me
  • 11
    Hand - Me trying to explain to my cat why he can't have anymore treats My Cat: C (TRON www
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 12
    Cat - When the catto offers the forbidden fluff
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 13
    Cat - When you find your calling NOW HIRING BISCUIT MAKER $14 HR *heavy breathing*
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 14
    Textile - Let's go to the kitchen and feed me
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 15
    Cat - While you sleep, your cat turns your clothes into smaller sizes to make you think you gained weight.
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 16
    Cat - Uncle Duke @Uncle Duke1969 : [best read with a French accent] "I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you."
    via @UncleDuke1969
  • 17
    Carnivore - He grew up with two cats
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 18
    Plant - do not disturb me i am blooming
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
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    Font - Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore Imagine if we didn't have cats and you could only see them in zoos. We'd go and be like "OMG there were these micropanthers in all different colors and they're beautiful and why can't I have one But we DO get to have them and it's amazing! That's what I'm thankful for today. 11 4:58 AM 2022-11-24 Twitter Web App 1,666 Retweets 100 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes
    via @CatsOfYore
  • 20
    Cat - dad DAD dad DAD DAD I need ham DAD dad
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 21
    Organism - Elle M @ellle_em I really honestly don't understand how people can think cats aren't as expressive as dogs like when a cat is happy it literally makes its body vibrate using a mysterious internal mechanism we still don't quite understand 10:35 AM 2021-11-18 · Twitter Web App . 760 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 6,382 Likes
    via @ellle_em
  • 22
    Cartoon - Me: Do not touch this My Cat: 11 00 TO SHREDS YOU SAY
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat
  • 23
    Product - Andrew G. @marginoferror Don't fight a cat. Use your brain. Use drugs. (From a veterinary textbook) ness Normal Hyperthyroid Other and others 1984) Pretty sound advice 7 Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS
    via @marginoferror
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    Font - special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their he
    via notmuchbiggerthanawomprat

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